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Fine China, Thrown Again

fine china, some rights reserved,, CA – The glistening white explosion, the tinkling crash against the wall, the miniature shards you won’t find in the carpet until a week later with your foot…You’ve just thrown some fine china!

It’s happened to all of us, whether we…

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Chuck Norris to Direct Die Zauberflöte

A more violent Die Zauberflöte, as directed by Chuck NorrisDallas, TX – In a move designed to rock opera fans, tough guys and ironic youth all at the same time, Dallas Opera Director George Steel announced this week that the director of this Fall’s performance of Mozart’s 1791 masterpiece Die Zauberflote

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Chuck Norris Reveals Secret Weapon, Art World Shaken

Baton Rouge, LA – Reports surfaced earlier this month but were dismissed by most as only rumors. A prominent local businessman claims to have alerted the press seven months ago, but was dismissed by most as only insane. Monday evening at 9:36pm,…

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Braces Still Tragically Uncool

Yreka, CA — To keep ourselves on the Mach Three edge of investigative reporting, Nonsense News recently hired a fourteen year old girl to be our “eyes inside” the terrifying and utterly baffling world of high school. Sleep was lost, journalism was…

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