Archive for August, 2008

PAW-PALS Bankrupt, Expert Calls “Terrible Idea”

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Platinum Mastercard an Affront to Human Decency

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Nascar Scanner Makes Alien Contact

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Alpha Sigma Sigma Totally Gets Away With It

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Scrabble Confesses to Being ‘No Fun’

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Iceland to Construct Giant Bubble

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Customer’s Misguided Karmic Philosophy Alienates Bookstore Staff

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Tourist Wanders Onto Wall St. Stock Trading Floor, Gets Shitty Directions

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Move Over Botox

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Lawyer v. Hippo

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Random Post

Op/Ed: Franny and Freddy Don’t Have Student Loans!

by Edith Falin

Wasilla, AK — I should start by thanking Nonsensical News for giving me this column. A housewife and mother of five, such as myself, can get a little bored once all the sweeping is done, doncha know. It’s so…

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